Gabbin In The Woods

Oh stop blushing and get a stiff drink. We're talking Robo-dicks. Firminators. Six Million Dollar MANHOODS.

In a world where guns and knives are plentiful, a select few criminal hipsters prefer to ply their trade using the most sophisticated weapon of the early neolithic period - the sharp stick. This is their story.

Liz freaks Jon the eff out with the origins of Halloween as we know it today.

All about for a journey of misadventure. Jon and Liz pack far too little booze for a round Australia voyage doomed from the outset, the Kaz II (Denstist's Remorse).

Liz and Jon get weird as they explore the mysteries of Australia's Skinwalker Ranch; Kalkajaka, aka Black Mountain. This hub of high strangeness has seen shapeless monsters and mysterious disappearances. If only whitey would listen to the local Aboriginal people and steer the f*ck clear!

Liz and Jon unlock their doors, breathe-in the sweet scent of universal health care (and pine forests) and drown themselves in maple syrup as they travel to Canada for the tale of Satan's haunted canoes.

Liz and Jon wind-up the windows, put on their seat belts, lock the doors and turn down the radio so they can see better as they traverse the terrifying tales of haunted roads, where engines stop, hand prints are burned into paint and "stick up" takes on a whole new meaning in a Tennessee armed robbery.

Grab a stogie, you goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus and quit pushing penzils... Liz and Jon are dropped into the jungle to look at one of the greatest action films of all time, THE PREDATOR!

Aw haw haw! It's Creole werewolf time! Jon and Liz strap on their paper bibs and dive into a giant bucket of horror gumbo in this week's hairy episode.

Liz and Jon engage in a hostile takeover of the worst kind as they explore the very weird tale of Fisher's Ghost