Gabbin In The Woods

Jon and Liz delve into the world of criminals who either failed, crashed and burned or truly rewrote the book on crime.

Liz and Jon settle in for a low-n-slow discussion on the possibility that some people ... just catch fire.

Jon and Liz delve into the story of the Welsh UFO abductee whose story is eerily familiar to anyone that's had one too many at the pub and lost a few hours before.

No, it's not the meth head on the train wanting to tell you about the Proud Boys before asking for a cigarette, it's the Yara-ma-yha-who; a red demon from Aboriginal folklore who'll drain you dry faster than you can say "Ah git farked!".

No, it's not the post-trapeze accident corpse of Kerri-Ann Kennerly. This week Liz and Jon delve into the story of a supposedly haunted doll, that, quite frankly, sounds like he's a bit of alright.

It's a full moon and that means it's time for Liz to shed her skin and reveal her true self - the world's biggest fan of the cult classic Scottish werewolf film, "Dog Soldiers". What will be the verdict? Jon just hopes he can live long enough to see the dawn.

Liz and Jon load their backpacks with grizzly facts and fall blind drunk into the freezing tale of Oleg Sokolov - Russia's worst Napoleon cosplayer and university professor. Sentenced to 12 years for the murder of his student / girlfriend, Sokolov's story is pure scorched earth: a man with a terrible history obsessed with terrible history, a school that enabled his behaviour, IKEA furniture and the worst court room performance since Johnny Rotten was on Judge Judy.

Jon and Liz dive into the surf of Australia's greatest political mystery - the vanishing Prime Minister Harold Holt. Liz shares the pain of being fired, and Jon learns the terrible truth of how his dearly-departed grandmother aided the war effort in 1939.

Jon and Liz learn about Monte Cristo Homestead - Australia's "most haunted" house. This story has it all; Horny land holders, murderous mistresses, a bed that's too hot to handle and what can only be described as the worst mental health care in all of Australia.

Liz and Jon put the "dookie" into "spooky" and visit the story of one of the more notable horror figures of the 20th Century; founder of the Church of Satan, one Mr Anton LaVey. So drop your prayer books and grab your pipe organs and prepare to Callio-pee your pants as we bread bread with the devil.